Honda, you had me at “Oooh yeah”… Then you lost me at, “Hi, can I get my CR-V brought up, please?” CR-V?! REALLY?! Who in the hell made this pitch? Whomever they are, I’d like to have a word with them, potentially beating them with my 25th Anniversary Collector’s Edition DVD of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.

What’s even worse is that Matthew Broderick, a great stage and screen actor, actually reprised the role. Either he really doesn’t like being around his wife, Sarah Jessica Parker, or he’s hard-up for the dough. I hope Honda sent a Brinks truck to your crib, Mr. Broderick.

Honda: Matthew’s Day Off